Pineapple Hairs

The green stuff on top of a pineapple

Anix: What do you call the green stuff on top of a pineapple?
Anix: PINEAPPLE HAIRS

by sarahb07 June 16, 2020

Spicy pineapple upside down cake

When you give a urine sample offer this as a specialty; spin the rim of the sample cup in your bleeding vagina, next dip rim in tajin, following - fill the cup with your urine. Serve with the cap underneath.

I went to the Public Health Clinic and served them my Spicy Pineapple Upside Down Cake...

by Bigteenus March 19, 2021

pineappleism

Discrimination against people who like/hate pineapple on pizza.

Bobby is pineappleist, and pineappleism isn't nice!!!!

by KoolLeo11 January 15, 2024

Pineapple hairs

The green "hairs" on the top of a pineapple

That man's pineapple has some nice pineapple hairs

by Shadowking4 January 28, 2022

Pineapple

A word used as a code name for your crush, who is really sweet but makes you want to kill yourself.

Sarah: did you see pineapple today?
Stephanie: yah, he looked really cute.

Later that day
Sarah: I hate pineapple.
Stephanie: now what?
Sarah: he ignored me the whole day!

by unicornsparklyanttianttia September 28, 2019

tickley pineapple

The sexual act of inserting a pineapple up the rectum and having it tickle the tubes while ripping and bleeding, but inducing overall enjoyment.

Oh dear there is so much blood coming out of my anus, I must of got a tickley pineapple last night.

by Okssor13 June 25, 2021

Pineapple fucker

A man who hallows out pineapples and fucks them. They are also in a team (cult) for people who have a pineapple fucking kink.

“Did you hear Kyle is a pineapple fucker?”

by pathena855 April 4, 2024