Pat my fruit

When a women wants someone to finger them and/or "pat" (play with) their clit

"Girl I was sooooo horny I straight up told liam to pat my fruit in public and I loved it!"

by Uberhorny69 March 4, 2022

mississippi fruit basket

When you have an orgy with many inter-racial people of whom you are related to

I sure loved the Mississippi fruit basket last thanksgiving

by Perphurdle May 20, 2019

sneaky fruit burst

when a girl puts fruit bursts inside her pussy for her boyfriend to clean out, subsequently ending in him eating the fruit bursts without noticing he was also eating the pus balls from her infection by mistake and then he himself gets infected.

Sneaky fruit burst situation:
Doctor: "How many fruit bursts did you eat?"
Dude: "Seven."
Chick: "I only put three up there."

by simba;) October 14, 2010

Barbecue sauce fruit

A rare fruit only found in small parts of Wyoming which is also used to create barbecue sauce

Friend: your crouch is falling

Me: barbecue sauce fruit

Friend: walrus gumble

by Cregthehat June 30, 2021

lobster at a fruit stand

Someone/something seemingly fitting in at first glance, but in reality, is extremely out of place.

As someone who has only played Monopoly, I found myself a lobster at a fruit stand when the rest of the board game club pulled out the giant Twilight Imperium box.

by LordSelrahc February 3, 2022

fried fruit loops

the act of aggressively fingering a woman until her vagina is over heated and hot. than pour heated oil into it and let it warm up. Then place and let the fruit loops fry. The cum you produce will act as the milk and you two can eat out of her pussy like a bowl and enjoy some cereal together!

example: me and Chad shared a nice meal of “fried fruit loops” it was so yummy!!

by chadparson666 October 19, 2023

Fruit Punch Blunt

When you break down your roaches and roll it into one blunt. All different types of weed. Like fruit punch has different types of fruit.

What you smoking?
Fruit punch blunt.

by KTDoYouLoveMe July 23, 2018