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gold-plating

A practice in European Union, when its Member State adds new (and often more demanding) requirements to those that are expected in common legislation - mainly directives. Sometimes caused by overzealous bureaucrats, sometimes it is just their pure idiocy.
Bureaucrat 1: Recipients of this EU schemes are asked to submit invoices upon the end of the project.
Bureaucrat 2: Let's also ask them to write a 100-page long end-of-mission report, 10 testimonies of beneficiaries and copies of Annual reports 10 years back.
Bureaucrat 1: But that is gold-plating!
Bureaucrat 2: Sure, but we do not really want European money.
by Blavak Mike February 5, 2019
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Reverse Praying Mantis

A male who has sex with a female, cums inside her, and then bites her head off and eats her entire body for sustenance.
Bro, we were stranded on that island for years. Once we ran out of food the only thing I could do to her was the Reverse Praying Mantis.
by DrMike27 July 1, 2021
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Milk placing

It’s when you ask someone where they place their milk in the fridge. Top, bottom, middle shelf areas. If they answer top they are into tops and if they answer bottom they are into bottoms and if they answer middle they are switches.
Where’s your milk placed? The top, it has to be on the top. No it does not it goes at the bottom. Ok now I know, you’re a bottom. What did you jsut do? I just did something called milk placing.
by Ashybutthole June 26, 2022
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Pirate plating

An act of using parts and/or walls that are fastened into place, and then removed for other purposes in surface displacement.
My car was so corroded that we had to use pirate plating just to pass inspection. The only problem is none of my repairs were legit.
by Laser platforms November 3, 2022
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🙏 Praying Emoji In Slang

"🙏" emoji or praying emoji is another way to say you want to be dominated by a woman or in other words yoy want a woman to control you commonly used in straight men that want to be dominated by a larger female

"🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏"
Praying emoji or 🙏 in slang meaning "please dominate me when were having sexual intercourse" or way of saying "i want a woman thats stronger and bigger than me to control me" 🙏 Praying emoji in slang
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spraying and praying

Getting a deodorant can and spraying it into your arsehole until it becomes really bright red.
Me and katy where trying spraying and praying last night after that her arse hurt for a month
by Kingchickenkek November 14, 2016
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Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch

When your homie starts lagginbehind and starts being lazy as fuck
God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’
by Don’tbelievethehype August 1, 2020
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