no Starbucks

A location that is so remote that it does not even have a Starbucks within 5 minutes.

Driving through Paradise California a few months after the Camp Fire...
Jillian: Wow, this place is really desolate. It's like we are in the middle of nowhere.
Terry: Ya it is, no Starbucks.
Jillian: Not even able to place a mobile order to pull a Starbucks virtual cut.

by the comand'r June 25, 2019

No-J

someone who didn't do it, but is being pronounced guilty anyway. He is the opposite of OJ, who did it, but got off scott free.

That No-J was convicted of killing his family. But I think someone just snuck in and killed them while he slept. If you just killed your family, could you just go back to sleep?
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Jane needs to let her No-J boyfriend off the hook. Just because he has a hot co-worker doesn't mean they're doing it.

by ChuckChaser69 July 23, 2010

no bunk

amazingphil said it to tell his internet fans he's not having sex that night

"okay internet im going to bed now"
top or bottom bunk phil?
"no bunk!!!!!!"

by amazingchildisnotonfire September 24, 2013

No me jodas

A phrase used to respond to a ridiculously untrue statement. Can also be used to reply to a laughable argument.

Literal: don't fuck with me/don't waste my time
Similar to: "bitch please" "whatever!"

Friend: But Ronaldo is better than Messi because he is more tan.
Me: Pero no me jodas!!!

by sirsirpirsir September 6, 2016

no amaechi

Phrase used after one says something interpreted as something gay. In reference to the former NBA player John Amaechi, who recently revealed his homosexuality. See no homo.

i love how m&ms melt in my mouth, not in my hand... no amaechi.

by airgordon121 December 9, 2007

No-zone

The no-zone is when either you don't want to talk to someone or they don't want to talk to you. If someone friendzones you, instead of complaining about it, you can no-zone them and feel much better. Then you get a different girl to actually be your girlfriend. You can also chill out with your other friends.

I totally put that girl in the no-zone after she friendzoned me, and got another girl to be my girlfriend. I talked with my other friends about it and they said "put her in the no-zone".

by HawaiianPunch1 July 31, 2021

no true douchebag fallacy

It is a logical fallacy that can be identified as when someone says something so absolutely ridiculous and stupid you just want to slap them with your dick because they seriously believe the shit they're saying.

My Roommate: Seriously, if Flash ran into space fast enough he would take all of the air with him.

Me: It really doesn't work that way.

My Roommate: You're fucking stupid, how the fuck did you even get into college?

Me: That is a textbook no true douchebag fallacy *dick slap to the face*

by Bitch Puddin' April 3, 2012