I-Eye

A digitally enabled human eye lens replacement which provides perfect vision. I-Eye adds a digitally created "virtual underlay”, a Bluetooth app camera which analyzes what your brain is seeing and adding Apple ads imagery for the best device to bu yNOW to keep you alive. Perfect vision and perfect situational awareness, and a direct link to Apple Pay.

Many Apple presidents had toyed with the idea of using implanted virtual reality devices, but only one accomplished it. f Apple is bringing home I-Eye production home from China. Said his followers “I-Eye Cap’n!” ... when asked if they would like universal free Apple Eye health care .

by You rReal Name July 27, 2020

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a phrase for when you love someone, unarguably, the most.

"Wow, I love you most" Piper said to her girlfriend Sam (who profusely argues that she loves Piper the most)

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When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob

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when your girl is bored but knows she can’t get better so she’s hanging on by a pre shaved pubic hair and in a few weeks she will be begging you back. And you will simply shave her pussy too shreds

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by Fuck Sophie August 19, 2020

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