Shit the bed, Margaret!

An exclamation of surprise, shock, or amazement.

The response "At least it wasn't your pants, Bob," may be used.

"Little Jimmy passed his test? Well shit the bed, Margaret! This calls for a celebration!"

by The Sarah Fish September 11, 2007

shit storm

Someone who is a drunk mess, usually engaging in embarassing acts of drunkness.

Did you see Tom's drunk ass at the party last night? He was a real shit storm.

by special Kay dub September 13, 2009

shit can

Verb. Related to the car tuning scene.
To modify a cars electrical system by putting the battery in the trunk of that car. the result is usually loss of some electrical performance.

"yeah,and i'll bet your gonna shit can the battery next rice boy!"

by DJ FoxPhyre March 26, 2003

piece of shit franchise

A team that has fans but is hated by most, a losing team that either can't win on the field/ice/court because of the players/fans/ or management. Dont desrve to win ever because of the city's stupidity.

Maple Leafs, Nationals/Capitals, Canucks, Flames, Cubs/BlackHawks,Panthers, Knicks, Bills, Blues, Mariners, Atlanta Thrashers, Hamilton Tiger Cats, Detriot Lions, Kansas City Royals etc. piece of shit franchise

by youngeer January 23, 2009

I'm not shitting bricks!

Being completely serious about what your stating. Emphasizing that you are not joking around.

"I can totally get you that vacuum at 50% off, i'm not shitting bricks!!!"

by jimmy patron September 19, 2009

Dat shit cray

an expression used to descirbe somethjng crazy, chill, or insane that is too awesome for the mind to handle

Guy a: Bro, did you see Blake Griffin dunk over a car?
Guy b: Yeah man, dat shit cray!

by ChillaxBroseph January 2, 2012

pope shit in the woods

A phrase used in response to a question, where the answer is an obvious no.

question "Do you think that Alberto Gonzales was telling the truth about Federal wire tapping to Congress?

answer "Does the pope shit in the woods?"

by godsavethecheese August 7, 2007