Artificial Generic Intelligence

The level of artificial intelligence humans in the present moment think AI should be able to achieve in the future based only on current needs, expectations, and imagination. It’s basically a moving baseline of “AI smart enough” that will always look outdated in hindsight. It's not what AI actually can do, but what we, stuck in the present, assume it should do one day.

In 2025, people might say a “generic intelligent” AI should be able to wash dishes, write essays, drive cars, and do taxes.

In 2050, those same expectations might sound dumb, because maybe no one even has dishes, homework, or taxes anymore.

Back in the 1800s, artificial generic intelligence would’ve been an AI that milks cows and writes letters for you. Now that’s writing essay and doing taxes, in future would there even be any need of essays.

by Demugorious August 29, 2025

Director of American Intelligence

The easiest job in the world.

Why do you laugh when we introduce you to the Minister of National Defence of Canada? We did not even smile when you introduced us to the Minister of Justice of the Russian Federation or the Director of American Intelligence.

by bitchuck September 3, 2025

cunt pounding interest

when a person, mostly a man, is so attracted to a woman that he wants to have sexual intercourse with her.

Dan: Yo Tony! Who was that gorgeous woman you were talking to over there?
Tony: Oh, you're talking about Zoey? She's my financial advisor.
Dan: Great, I'm going over there and show offer her some "cunt pounding interest".

by TheToesKnows September 16, 2025

The Ancient Interface

When you're high as shit and trying to use a computer and you feel like you're using the first OS ever created, in ancient times.

I just need to connect my airpods. Shit, I've stumbled into the Ancient Interface.

by ellietonin October 24, 2025

large breast intellect

A term referring to an individual, typically a woman, whose intelligence is perceived as being overshadowed by their physical attributes, particularly breast size. The phrase can suggest a stereotype that associates intellectual capacity with physical appearance, often used derogatorily.

We need to start with the large breast intellect theory because it is a stereotype.

by Type2GenomeManiac October 26, 2025

Actively provoke me into murdering kids

And that's what ole' Sam Sedar is trying distract you from.

Hym "The fact that while he is telling you not to do anything to stop the children from getting murdered.... He is also instructing people to actively provoke me into murdering kids. So it's a 2 pronged attack. Intended both to provoke and immiserate me into child murder because taking my freedom is more important to him than your kids not getting murdered. And he as already MADE IT HAPPEN. They are calling for people to use the weaponized schizophrenia. The people they are doing it to a murdering you kids for it. And then Sam Sedar goes on his show, lies to you about how the only solution if banning guns (even though there was a mass stabbing that killed 10 people and several shootings that killed less than 10) and then YOU vote for the people and policies he tells you to vote for and regardless of whether or not you kids die Sam Sedar get more political power for himself. And that's all this is about. Keeping himself on the internet. Which is not what's going to happen if I have anything to say about it. He want you to lie for him now, so that if the kid dies you have an easier time lying about his culpability. You think he is going to come forward and say 'yeah I didn't like what he said on urban dictionary so I provoked, stalked, and harassed him for several years to get him to murder a kid?' No. He won't do that. But YOU will have to live with the decision he made and you have have to live with the only choice I was given and I won't."

by Hym Iam October 31, 2025

group-hug introduction

Refers to a first-time meeting involving three or more people, whereby they all share a "collective cuddle" while being verbally introduced, rather than each separate person's individually shaking hands with every single other person in da group.

Besides saving time, a group-hug introduction also has da advantage of totally "breaking da ice" between any of da members who might otherwise have felt hesitant, nervous, jealous, etc. regarding any of da other members. For example, if a hot chick uses this method to introduce another guy to her main squeeze, it can help eliminate any uncertainty or distress dat might have otherwise existed between said two males, since it shows dat Miss Cutie-Pie is merely introducing da two gentlemen as just being good friends of hers, and is also reassuring them dat she is still on total "hugging terms" wif both of them, and therefore her feelings towards each of them have not changed a bit merely because they both are now major figures in her life.

by QuacksO November 2, 2025