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Ash Woods

Ash Woods is another way of someone being completely and hopelessly wack. As opposed to a chase type of person.
When used to describe a female however, she would be considered beautiful of body and mind and displaying great intellect as well as atheltic ability. She would be the standard of a great woman.
Whoa, did you see that girl walkin down the street. She was mos def an ash woods.

or

Ay man dont be bringing that Ash Woods mess into this party, we aint down wit Hasselhoff music.
by Bigchase October 30, 2006
mugGet the Ash Woodsmug.

flippin' wood

When a man with a flaccid penis negotiates a price for its use before becoming hard so that the buyer does not know the actual size of the erect penis.
Bitch thought I was a grower and paid me 60$ for a quick fuck. The cunt asked me for a refund once I surprised her with my tiny dick. Flippin' wood is hard, but how else am I supposed to support my wife and kids?
by annerdasaurus November 23, 2015
mugGet the flippin' woodmug.

Wood walk

A walk (usually at night) where both people hold out they're penises and may jack off. A sort of bonding exercise.
It was a long time since we had seen each other so we took a wood walk.
by Soon blayer April 28, 2015
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ben wood

Someone who talks behind people’s back and bullies them, but everyone sees him as a cute little boy. He even gets rude on snapchat, but in real life he will go red.
OMG did u hear that karen talked shit about jake!!

yh lol he’s such a ben wood.
by mike oxmallllllliolo November 15, 2019
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Wood holder

Someone who «holds the wood»

Essentially, a heterosexual woman or a homosexual man who frequently handles male genetalia, usually with stangers. Often used in a derogatory matter.
Your mom is a proffesional wood holder fam. In fact, she held my wood last weekend.
by Bigmantingv September 26, 2022
mugGet the Wood holdermug.

Riley woods

Someone who knows dam well that you are in love with someone and he takes her away from your arms, so now you and and you used to be bff don't hang out anymore
by Resinatedhalo45 July 13, 2022
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e-wood

Electronic wood, e-mails are made from it.
"I can't email you because I'm out of e-wood"
by Maarten1995 December 6, 2015
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