Two handed wonder

When your masturbate and pet your dog at the same time.

Did you hear about Tom, he is a two handed wonder.

by TwoHandedWonder October 9, 2016

one eye wonder

South of the border aka hop on the vag train

Would you let hunter play with your one eye wonder?

by Hunterlover123 May 27, 2017

one eye wonder

South of the border aka hop on the vag train

Will you let hunter play with your one eye wonder?

by Hunterlover123 May 27, 2017

A real winner

Said in a sarcastic way about someone who is actually the opposite of being a winner. A loser in other words.

Her ex boyfriend is a drug addict. Yea, he's a real winner.

by Andrewpreneur August 24, 2017

The Bearded Chin Wonder

A fury man-ape with a beard that connects to his ponytail to form a lions mane. He is known to hide shatter covered blunts in his hair to avoid detection while sneaking into concerts.

Oooohh shit its Ilian the motha fucking Bearded Chin Wonder!!!

Loc-"Who's bringing the beers?"
Me-"The Bearded Chin Wonder"

by Ebonizzle September 29, 2017

Chicken Doo-doo Wonder Head

A fucking fiend.

"You fucking asshole, you're a chicken doo-doo wonder head.

by Eckx December 17, 2017

one nut wonder

The nickname of Bryce Shetter of Decatur High School, which was given to him because he only has on nut.

Hey, Tristen! What Bryce’s nickname?

You mean the One Nut Wonder

by Meat sheath February 26, 2018