Weird as a monkey's beard

When something is just too weird, and the only way to describe it is that of a beard attached to a monkeys face.

Can you believe Shangela eats sofa cushions on the reg? That's weird as a monkey's beard!

by Dr. Hand May 22, 2024

Weirderest

Describing someone as extremely weirder than something.

Shylee is so much weirderest than me

by Jordan200 June 18, 2024

Weird Turd

When you dumping a crap and a colleague comes into the toilet to ask you a question.

You: (singing) Dumpin' a turd, Ima dumpin' a tur...

Colleague: Hey Dude, have you seen the report I left on the printer?

You: No.

Colleague leaves.

You: That was a weird turd.

by Actual Ltd. July 2, 2024

weirdo bitch

lando.bb

lando.bb is the epitome of a weirdo bitch who needs to change his poopy diaper and grow tf up

by wwh3$ July 9, 2024

weird bitch

lando.bb

lando.bb is a weird bitch who needs to change his poopy diaper and grow tf up

by wwh3$ July 9, 2024

Weird

Weirderth

Weird

by Shrimrith July 10, 2024

Weird penis mens

A silly or rather a goofy person

Cris is a weird penis mens!!

youre a weird penis men

by weridpenismens September 30, 2024