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Unicorn

U. Need. Intensive. Care. Or. Rehab. Now.
I put unicorn on my back for the n*ggas i kill every game to see.
by Day3x February 21, 2019
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Deformed Unicorn

Sexy as fuck, I want to fuck your brains out. If anyone calls you this, they're horny for your hot body.
You look like a deformed unicorn.

You make me want a deformed unicorn.
by Fuckmebaby222555 June 24, 2011
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liam: TEAPARTY, at the park? i do say so , chap?

James: uhhhhhh..... i have very important like things that need to be done as it is important these things be done before this "tea - party?"

Liam: Get off your high horse, and get onto your unicorn.

JAMES! FLY WITH ME!!!! CHARLIEEE
by Dmtomchong September 3, 2013
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unicorn

to get a headshot in Halo:Reach with the new needler rifle.
OMFG, i just no-scope unicorned that Jackal
by SPANKY21 April 7, 2010
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Unicorn

A unicorn is the world's most magnificent creature. Considered as a cross between a lion, a goat, and a horse, these majestic creatures have a magical horn that is known to carry magical healing powers. Rainbows, candy, and pretty much everything good in the universe can be summed up as a unicorn.
"You're wearing so many rainbow colors that you look like a unicorn threw up on you."
"That guy is so perfect... I think he may be an undercover unicorn."
"Narwhals are just unicorn wannabes! They're not magical or anything good in the world like unicorns are, they just have a giant tooth!"
"Look at how graceful she is! She's almost as majestic as a unicorn."
by unicorn<3er November 16, 2011
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unice

short for un nice. sounds like it means something worse than it actually does
gangsta:those skaters are unice
Skaters: want me to hurt you?
by Viva_Gordita June 12, 2006
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unicorn tea party

when two guys and one girl are engaged in sexual activity. the men must wear strap-on "horns" (head dildos) and they double penetrate "down there" so its like riding a unicorn. afterwards she collects the magical "unicorn tea" (jizz) and they have what is called a unicorn tea party.

This is correct, however it doesn't answer the central question of what the unicorn tea party actually is (ie what they do with the unicorn tea". From the above definition one would surmise that they sat around and drank it like tea, but the assumption couldn't be farther from the truth.

Once the tea is collected, it is put into a very large metal spoon, this is typically held by the woman. One of the men will take a lighter and heat the bottom of the spoon until it begins bubbling. At this point the second man will take a syringe and pull the heated liquid in. The next and final step is to inject a pet cat in the tail. (this can only be done if one of the party has a pet cat).
Jim, Ally and I had a unicorn tea party last night, her cat is wicked pissed right now.
by putrifiedwalrus March 28, 2015
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