Twitter

Female version of a gooch, halfway between her twat and her shitter

She's got a Twitter, its halfway between her twat and her shitter

by Urban69Legend August 14, 2025

Twitter Fiction

This is the act of writing about someone or something that is factually false.

Hey, Matt wrote some Twitter Fiction about Vaccines and how they cause autism but that is false.

by Milk_and_Tea February 23, 2021

Twitter death

When a person is deemed to be dead by the people of Twitter. This usually happens after they have been canceled for doing something wrong.

Person 1: Did you hear JK Rowling is a terf?
Person 2: Yea, I hope she enjoys Twitter death.
Person 3: As far as I'm concerned, Daniel Radcliffe wrote the Harry Potter books.

by mr_candyman March 9, 2021

Twitter’s biggest issue

Prostitute bots

On a tweet relating to cars*

Prostitute bot: Pussy in bio

@GDamus: hey prostitute bot, I don’t wanna see your butt, boobs and private part, Now shut up and stop commenting on people tweets about your stinky vulva or vagina. Sheesh this is twitter’s biggest issue and Elon is not doing anything about it

by EMD F59PHI July 12, 2024

Twitter

If your Famous:It's battle royale with more players the more controversial tweets you make the more people try to cancel you it's basically WWIII but it's a platform so it doesn't get out into real life...
Right?
If your a minor: its basically among us and your the impostor waiting for the right moment to strike but then kanye west and lil mad X declare war and you don't know who to vote out and then Trump starts Venting and killing Biden in front of Boris Johnson Since Boris is evil he teams with trump but then you cancel him with your knife (#1 TRENDING #CancelBoris) and it's never-ending among us unless you delete the app

Twitter is my favourite game I can ruin my life and others lives too!

by Fatnoob360 September 1, 2021

Twitter

hell

John: Aw man! I Love twitter!

Steve: Get a fucking life, John.

by haha yez January 6, 2022

Twitter Stop

When a sentence ends without punctuation due to limited character space on Twitter. The author can reinforce the Twitter Stop by using a capital letter to start the next sentence.

I may exceed the one hundred forty characters on my tweet about soups But I will use a Twitter Stop to save space & get my message out there

by gabejsanchez August 30, 2016