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Twat Turd

A person who dictates posts topically to make sure they suit his personal agenda of taking over the world and slaying all the dirty hoochies
Chad sure is being a Twat Turd today.
Justin likes to act like a Twat Turd on Facebook posts for no reason.
by Ambizness June 12, 2018
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Twat Nugget

A last ditch effort at descrubing somebody, so unthinkanbly thick in the head, you have to spell it out for them.
Kyle-"EUGENE! Why did you spell orange with a D YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING TWAT NUGGET!!!"
by _my_tree_is_dying_ May 19, 2021
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Twat muffin

Tosha is a big ole twat muffin!
by 584 346 June 20, 2019
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Twat burble

When you're sitting in the exact right position and fart but it gets trapped and slides forward between your pussy lips
Ugh, twat burbles feel so weird, i hate it
by LadyZest December 15, 2022
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shit-twat

A person that talks shit (negative, diarrhea of the mouth, smart ass statements) and that is a pussy (chicken shit, runs away as soon someone ones to beat their ass for running their mouth). A pussy that talks shit.
That shit-twat is always lingering around stirring trouble. Tell that shit-twat you want to kick their ass and they will magically disappear.
by liveonce March 24, 2017
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Twat Sac

As a female ages her twat starts to sag. That is a twat sac. It is to be used as an insult.
Jim: That kid Andrew is a dirty hairy twat sac.
by JIP741 November 21, 2011
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Twat salad

A person who is an unbelievably large twat. An idiot and an endearing joke term used between lesbian lovers. Also referred to as twat sandwich or twat waffle.
Oh my god, my girlfriend is such a twat salad.
by Cincio April 8, 2017
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