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Twat shit

Something very expensive that a twat would wear e.g. a £300 Gucci T-shirt
Look that guys wearing twat shit
by WillieHich December 3, 2019
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Waddle Twat

A woman with excessively long labia. Like Camel toe that has gotten really flabby.
She should NOT be wearing that spandex, you can see her waddle twat.
by Inkslinger419 April 24, 2019
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Twat Donkey

A person who is not able to comprehend the little things that are very simple to understand
Jesus, this guy at work is a true twat donkey!
by DutDut79 May 1, 2019
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Hot twat

A girl who messes around with multiple guys and her vagina smells so bad to the point that it’s almost hot in temperature a.k.a hot twat.
Yeah bro she’s a hot twat, she was with everyone last night
by DatKng October 14, 2019
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wasabi twat

A vagina of a used up woman. The discharge is green like wasabi and when their unsuspecting next victim is done having their fun...they feel the burn!!
My neighbor charges a small fee to enter her wasabi twat! Have fun fellas...hope you have insurance!!
by Bee_n_Bee September 11, 2019
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sizzling twat

A twat so amazing that it sizzles. A lady known to live in Temecula, CA and be a member of the most exclusive club in town. She likes to go to Palm Springs every summer, break cups, eat sandwiches in the Jacuzzi and lounge in her active wear. She is awesome and amazing, hilarious beyond compare. She is loyal and generous, and her farts smell like angel kisses. She can be clumsy and fall down stairs and break things. She can cannonlog the shit out of a pool. Her laugh can be a cackle you hear in your dreams or nightmares. She can be a clean eating super freak or eat Twinkies for breakfast. She likes dolphin shaped sex toys and has a gag reflex like a baby eating solids for the first time. She can make chainsaw noises like a mother fucker and take out a cactus with her toes. She will dry hump a pool noodle, be freakishly strong and known to have a clean shaven snatch like stamped concrete. Also answers to the name Cookie Killjoy, Virginia, Mime, Sweet Tea, Cannonlog, Chainsaw, Fluffy, Tiki Tiki and Cactus Dawn.
Hey have you heard of those Sizzling Twats? Those bitches are bad ass. I want to be a member of that group!
by Fluffy Orange Princess January 13, 2018
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The Twat Cupboard

The place that twats naturally congregate and plot the destruction of the prats.
by DrSteeeve August 7, 2020
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