A person who dictates posts topically to make sure they suit his personal agenda of taking over the world and slaying all the dirty hoochies
Chad sure is being a Twat Turd today.
Justin likes to act like a Twat Turd on Facebook posts for no reason.
Justin likes to act like a Twat Turd on Facebook posts for no reason.
by Ambizness June 12, 2018
Get the Twat Turdmug. Putting a lift on the front of a truck and lowering the back damn near the ground..then strutting around like it's something to be proud of.
Ya'll look at Johnny doing the Twat Squat..Boy stand your ass up and act like a man..only girls sit down to pee🤣😂
by ItsMe78 August 3, 2023
Get the Twat Squatmug. Vaginal semen that's partially coagulated to become a gelatinous state and is referenced to the look and feel of guacamole.
by Assuhbrah August 13, 2016
Get the Twat-guacmug. "You know you can trust me with some twat tweets baby!"
Or
Person 1: "Did you see the pic James got at 4am last night?"
Person 2: "Ya, that was one nice twat tweet."
Or
Person 1: "Did you see the pic James got at 4am last night?"
Person 2: "Ya, that was one nice twat tweet."
by Xeroe July 17, 2014
Get the Twat Tweetmug. Played out Faded hair cut from 2014. Worn by men who jam to "rad" 90's EDM and would say, "Twat-top? more Like Twat-mop cause it make all the feminists That Moist."
by DoomTheory July 3, 2017
Get the Twat topmug. 
When you're sitting in the exact right position and fart but it gets trapped and slides forward between your pussy lips
by LadyZest December 15, 2022
Get the Twat burblemug.