Wack-Weeding

A term defining the act of yanking your hella fucking erect cock while under the influence of that sticky-icky weed.

JACOB: (as if talking to a long time friend) Okay. I'll see you later. I've got to get my daily wack-weeding session in.

KYLE: (awakes in a dazed cold swear) Who are you? How did you get into our house?

KATIE: (pleas of a broken woman) Please leave! Get out!

JORDAN: (catatonic) I'm in the wrong dimension.

by Absurdividend November 22, 2018

weed bleeding

When someone can smell your weed, Or you are afraid someone can smell it.

Yo you fuckin dumbass yo weed be bleedin hella sus!!

Hide the smell yo weed bleeding!!!!

by Mr T 100 July 14, 2017

nuclear weed

Weed that's so good it puts you in a coma.

friend: bro you gotta try my new stuff, it's some nuclear weed

by KekMemes August 20, 2017

hella weed

a type of weed so many used in the usa but a lot of people dont like this cause this weed is so heavy

i like hella weed cause make me feel so high bro, thats the better type of weed.

by pirokudo December 22, 2018

poo weed

shitty weed or weed that smells like skunk

i smoked the poo weed it is terrible

by cancwer September 23, 2018

garden weed

a smoke that tastes better than normal weed

garden weed is yeast

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 1, 2018

Weed Shark

A weed shark is a shark that is high and always steals your girlfriend

Dude 1: Man he is such a weed shark
Dude 2: He stole my girl. What a weed shark.

by Mxlllyyy June 6, 2018