texas taint tickler

When a person tickles the taint with their tongue in a circular motion.

Sally pulled a Texas Taint Tickler on Jim last night.

by Jay Blain June 19, 2006

Punch Your Bitch Ticket

When an individual deciedes to take their own life because they can't go on anymore.

Just because they are picking on you doesn't mean you should punch your bitch ticket.

by Papa_Ghede January 28, 2017

Ticket to the Gun Show

A courageous act where a bro walks up to a girl in a bar/club/party and says, "Hey baby, you want a ticket to the gunshow?" Then, before the girl can answer, he pulls down his pants, turns around, and bends over, thus revealing to the world his own penis stuffed inside his butthole.

Bro 1: "Hey bro, see that girl over there? I'm gonna go give her a ticket to the gun show"
Bro 2: "Dude you don't have the balls to do that."
Bro 1: "Watch me." *walks up to the girl* "Hey bitch, you want a ticket to the gun show?" *Pulls down pants revealing his dick-filled butthole* "BOOM! LOCKED AND LOADED!"

by DieAtTheSameTime September 5, 2011

Dick Tickle

A strange word for a handjob, often involving a gentle finger tickle on the shaft of a penis.

Hannah gave me a dick tickle last night and I almost farted because I laughed so hard!

by JesusMcGyver January 7, 2009

Clit-Tickler

a clit tickler is the definition of clit tickler is to finger and rub the clit giveing it a ticking feeling to reach climax

hey babay its business time here comes the clit-tickler

by measha monster September 19, 2009

Mexi Tickler

When a man of hispanic origin uses his dirty mustache to stimulate a womans clit by stroking it in an up and down fashion.

Dude, did you hear Jose performing the mexi tickler on Carla last night. I could hear them through my door all night long.

by freebird nelswan April 15, 2009

Ticket Master

Another Word For The Police

Dude 1:Hey You Should Pull Over The Ticket Master Is On Your Tail.
Dude 2: Shit.

by Charla Nolasco September 26, 2008