Knee-Butter

The build-up of sweat and dead skin congealed into a buttery substance. Generally found within deep fat crevices i.e. - knee or elbow area.

It's so hot out, I could slather a whole loaf of bread with my knee-butter.

I need to jump in the shower right quick before the knee-butter begins to solidify.

by Nitzy Apple Butter March 8, 2021

Dad knees

Some of the hottest things on the golf course and lake shore. Usually accompanied by some khaki cargo shorts. These knees belong to high school boys and actual dads alike and are nevertheless perfect. There’s just something about them, they aren’t too skinny, and have just enough definition to hint at the mussels in the strong dad legs. Such dad knees can be judged when owner squats down to appraise the green.

Golf Girl #1: Omg, did you see that guy in those khaki shorts?
Golf Girl #2: Are you taking about the kid with the banging dad knees?
GG#1: (blushing) Maybe…but I mean like…did you see them?!
GG#2: Yeah they were pretty…mmm mmm mmm!
GG#3: (walks up) Did you see those dad knees?

by trying_their_best May 18, 2022

Knees

Is a type of person that enjoys the company of his or her own knees and often go to the gym for leg day

"Hey, knees"
"Knees, ya high?"

by Pancakeknees October 4, 2016

Knee Sap

The goo that leaks out of a skinned knee.

Lauren asked Mike to kiss her boo boo. He said not with all that knee sap!

by MChains73 August 16, 2022

snail knee

To knee a person in the forehead for attempting to put their fingers in one's ass.

He snail kneed his wife when she attempted to stick her finger in his ass.

by Leo Diamond March 26, 2017

knee swinger

To have a massive cock that swings at the knees

Wow, Bob you never told me you had a knee swinger.

by jresona January 3, 2024

Not With This Knee

When you know you are bad at something but decide to blame an injury

*Misses net*

Not with this knee

by Lifaf June 14, 2018