The main part of the male reproductive system *penis* doused in an exotic condament then used as a slapping device in a practical joke.
To give the pink smelly hammer is to turkey slap a fellow person after dipping your penis in fish oil.
by El, Skinn and co January 2, 2006
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Get the sad hammer hours mug.Star Spangle Hammered - Getting so drunk tailgating before the game that you’re passed out in your seat before the end of the Star Spangled Banner.
-As seen on Ridiculousness (9/6/16)S8/EP23, starring Rob Dyrdek.
-As seen on Ridiculousness (9/6/16)S8/EP23, starring Rob Dyrdek.
by The Real Sputnik June 16, 2022
Get the Star Spangle Hammered mug.Working big box retail such as walmart, target or kroger etc. This is a term to describe how awful a supervisors department looks when not maintained welll, or has been shopped very hard and not recovered. Usually the store manager is trying to make the assistant manager feel shame about their area so they will react quickly and get things straightened up.
Your sporting goods department looks like "hammered horse meat". What happened last night did you even have anybody scheduled to work?
by Into the night September 25, 2023
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Get the Smammered-hammered Dick mug.He is the nicest person you will ever meet.He is also the greatest baseball player ever. He is a cool kid on top. Suffers from midgetissm. His balls sag on the floor. When he goes to the beach he leaves a trail. he may not be tall but it translates somewhere else. And is the shortest person you'll ever meet. He is terrible at basketball but mostly defence. He has 20 girlfriends in different states.
by Hammer84 September 23, 2022
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