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Muff Bomb

A Muff Bomb is when a person smokes weed before going down on a girl and then he/she exhale the smoke inside of her pussy.
Dude, I totally did a muff bomb one this one night stand last night. My dick wasn't the only thing she was high off of.
by Knight School July 27, 2016
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Muff slapper

The pass-time in which the subject rips off a female's clothes and slaps the victim's vagina.
Employer:"How would you describe yourself?"
Interviewee:"A badman muff slapper."
by badmanjoe October 8, 2010
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The Muff-in man

Someone who has a uncontrollable urge to draw muffs (Vaginas) everywhere he goes
Hey look theres joe, the Muff-in man
by lewisg1989 June 8, 2017
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Puddle of Muff

"Watch out! Don't step in that puddle of muff".
by Sweet Lucy November 9, 2022
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Double Muff

The act of eating a muffin out of a woman’s genitalia (aka muff)
by DoubleMuffMan February 25, 2025
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Sped Muff

Short for Sped Muffin, meaning someone who makes a stupid mistake or asks a dumb question.
For Example,

Tucker: Meaghan, where do you live?

meaghan: Tucker, we live togeather you sped muff.
by M[cote]2013 June 6, 2009
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