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Coors Light Thermometer

An empty Coors Light "cold activated can" left out side of a window to determine if it is warm, cold or "super cold" outside. Works best in colder climates.
When Steve noticed his Coors Light thermometer was at super cold he decided to skip class that morning.
by Jamie Outdoors May 22, 2012
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Red Light Rendezvous

A special chance meeting at a red light with someone of lesser intelligence who just cut you off and/or sped in front of you so that they could get in front of you. Usually the result of wasteful speeding and/or reckless driving.
"The other day I had a red light rendezvous with a Mustang that cut me off for no reason. I promptly gave him the finger."
by LesJuanTed October 20, 2008
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stop light texting

Stop light texting is the act of sitting in your car, at an (ideally) long stop light. This is the perfect opportunity to check email, update your FB and scroll through your social media. Typically, if you have teens or children in the car, the act of stop light texting will be rudely interrupted by younger people telling you to stop!
"MOM, stop texting and driving!"
"OMG, I'm stop light texting, leave me alone! Sheesh. You are so over-schooled in this topic!"
by Funny Moms October 26, 2016
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red light wrangler

someone who takes joy in killing prostitues. most commenly by strangling them, before, during or after sex.
Red light wrangler
Peter: "killing prostitues isn't funny, because they're all ready dead on the inside"
by JMSMD AKA CHOMP November 14, 2007
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Light Weight Drinker

Being absolutely smashed after just 1 or 2 drinks.
Did you see Ewejin last night? he was vomiting after 2 beers.

oh. damn. what a light weight drinker
by pandaman2012 July 3, 2012
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light my fire

jiim morrison- the god of rock
by liranbj August 8, 2005
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light of my life

someone who lights up your life when your days are dark and you cant see you way without that special someone
in a relationship when the other person is having a bad day and the other persom just light up thier life and becomes the light of my life
by sherika January 11, 2009
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