Jason

A blond male who most likely has a beard, but is mostly known for being a world-class simp.

This man is such a Jason!

by cypherboi March 08, 2021

Jason

Kid who writes stories about everyone dieing. God at Csgo. Says "die" very often. Likes candy. Short but not as short as woo. Gets mad at people sometimes. Likes to hit Ninad. Gang gang hi ehorn

Jason killed Ann with a Machete.

by Somebodyynowwhatimean February 13, 2018

Jason

Jason is a stupid guy who has no sense of humor. He also is a creep and is weird with girls.

Did you hear that Jason is gay?

by rtard69 January 11, 2022

Jason

Big Dick n****a, huge fuck stick and is beautiful in bed.

Wow Jason penis is huge

by China Is fat af March 08, 2019

Jason

A man whore.

Did you hear about Jason, such a douche.

by peniseater234 November 26, 2019

Jason

A short sexy young man that enjoys giving (and receiving head) from big black men

"He gives head just like a Jason!"

by The Niggar April 12, 2023

Jason

Jason is a very closed off person although he is a social butterfly. Hes mates with a lot of people and gets along with almost everyone but he only lets some people in because he does get scared eventhough he hides it. If your close with someone called Jason dont take him for granted hes one of the most Loyal and nice Lads youll ever meet!

Girl1: Can we meet up with Jason
Girl2: Sure why not

Girl1: I love him

Guy1: Hes sorted
Girl2: He is always out and shit

by DionnePhoenix March 17, 2019