When you hire a pregnant hooker and she starts giving birth during intercourse. It is a girl so you start having sex with it too.
Mike: hey how was your weekend?
Chuck: I had a 2 for 1 behind a Denny's yesterday.
Mike: -sad moan- You are a monster.
Chuck: Yea, my court date is on friday.
Chuck: I had a 2 for 1 behind a Denny's yesterday.
Mike: -sad moan- You are a monster.
Chuck: Yea, my court date is on friday.
by Coqring May 18, 2018
Get the 2 for 1mug. Extremley fast 64 bit intel processor that uses EPIC architecture. Designed for high end servers and workstations. The Itanium 2 makes the g5 look like a 386 boatanchor.
by unknown December 12, 2003
Get the itanium 2mug. by Imaboy69 January 1, 2022
Get the January 2mug. A slang term for a skier give as a friendly jibe by his snowboarder buddies. becoming archaic as the heady days of the skier vs. snowboarder feuds are on the wane.
Snowboarder: "Hey 2-planker, good job crossing you tips back there! they teach you that in dork school?"
Skier: "Well, l I would have been fine if you knuckledraggers hadn't scraped the snow from the trails"
Skier: "Well, l I would have been fine if you knuckledraggers hadn't scraped the snow from the trails"
by 07079 January 21, 2012
Get the 2-plankermug. one of the best days in da year
the most beautiful, shining and lovely girls are born on this day!
if ur name is alena, sasha, sonya or polina so ur the luckiest girl!
u gonna run the world!
мы русские с нами бог!
the most beautiful, shining and lovely girls are born on this day!
if ur name is alena, sasha, sonya or polina so ur the luckiest girl!
u gonna run the world!
мы русские с нами бог!
by tumordg October 17, 2019
Get the june 2mug. by Llalalal October 29, 2019
Get the December 2mug. by Random Person On UD December 19, 2021
Get the the escapists 2mug.