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lick my nine

shooting someone in the face with a .9mm gun
Dont like it? Lick my nine. (BANG)
by AR000 January 12, 2009
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Pick n' lick

The act of picking out Dingle berries prior to licking the butt crack
I got into a mean pick n' lick session with that hippy last night
by TheShiz123 June 14, 2018
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Glue, Lick and Stamp

When with the same piece of toilet paper you blow your nose, wipe your dick then your ass
Guy1: Yo dude, i just did a glue, lick and stamp.
Guy2: Damn that’s nasty
by MLT_C0MpLeX May 14, 2021
mugGet the Glue, Lick and Stampmug.

Lick dick l'amor

Fictional cowboy character who rides e range giving indescriminate head to every willing cowboy he meets hence by extension anyone who engages in this practice
I met this woman at a lake party this weekend.shes a real lick dick l'amor ya know?
by 4realazitgits March 24, 2021
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Licking my wounds

Taking time off from socializing and/or going out using that time instead to heal from an embarrassing experience
Friend 1: "What are you doing siting all alone just staring at the telephone? There's a party happening over at Stacy's."
Friend 2: "I'm just sitting here licking my wounds...and I don't think I'll be finished soon..."
by Lafy February 27, 2022
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Java popcorn lick

When you pour popcorn over someone’s pussy and eat it by then licking the pussy itself and making a woman come with some popcorn bits still in her vagina
Man that Java popcorn lick I did last night has my jaw all sore
by Louie Louie July 21, 2020
mugGet the Java popcorn lickmug.

cunt lick asshole

A stupid piece of shit. One that makes you feel as if you are getting retarded just from listening to their voice. Someone who makes you wanna set your brain in fire so you no longer will have an imprint of them in your mind. You would literally like to shove a sock full of anal beads up their ass. No better yet a sock full of popcorn. So atleast then they would have something tasteful about their dumb ass. Someone who seriously makes you feel embarrassed, for the soul fact that you are watching them embarrass theirself. Someone who makes you despise them. Someone you fucking hate so much you would like to fuck them in the ear, but I'm their brain, and hope to God some of your genus rubbed of on them.
by Haley haynes December 20, 2016
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