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Wanking afteritch

Where someone wanks (usually straight after an intial wank or just after.) and get a really dry, itchy dick after that needed alot of careful scratching.
I got wanking afteritch. Why didn't I wait...

Coz lucys so damn hot, that why! Aww it's so dry and itchy!
by Coolthatsounds February 2, 2010
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Wilder-wank

Having a wank in the countryside, it’s a bit like dogging but you do it by your self
*out camping* “mate, il be back in 10 mins, just off for a wilder-wank”
by The butcher 69 January 6, 2020
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Wank Mistress

A Women that is designed to enhance a mans pleasure through various activities, and through various ways of masturbating.
"Oh darling, you are a wonderful Wank Mistress. You make it so much more fun."
by __SanTa__ February 8, 2009
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Wank Baton

A wank baton is when a group of friends take it in turns to masturbate over internet porn. The first person decides the porno and wanks over said porn until cumming, he then has to tag the next friend in, who has to wank over the same porno and spunk within the defined time of that skin flick. Failure to cum within the given time frame will result in the baton being dropped and a forfeit decided by everybody who has already shot their love gravy.
Dave started the wank baton, but the bastard chose a 2 minute porno. He managed to cum but when Jordan was handed the baton he masturabated so furiously that he snapped his banjo string
by lordloverocket69 January 25, 2011
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wank hot

A girl so tasty that thinking about her is sufficient motivation when you tickle the pickle, without having to resort to porn.
Guy 1: you watch porn?
Guy 2: nah man, my girl is wank hot. Don't need it.
by Nerdalotapus February 13, 2015
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Wank Stain

A derogatory term to indicate the subject is as bad as a mark left post masturbation. Therefore something not to be bothered about
"Don't worry about him he's just a wank stain'"
by Mish MoneyP June 17, 2016
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clean wanking

a person who masterbates in the bath or shower to avoid stainning there clothes or bedding
by manx aribter January 27, 2009
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