Chocolate Tard is taken from a word Chocolate Tart in which tart is replaced by tard which means retard,Chocolate Tard is the kind of person that is addicted to chocolate(usually girls) and tweet about how much they love chocolate,I mean I know chocolate is good but don't overreact.
Girl : OMGGG!!! CHOCOLATE IS SO GOODZZ ME WANTZ TO MARRY CHOCOLATE.
Me : GEEZ!,It's just a chocolate get over it,what a chocolate tard.
Me : GEEZ!,It's just a chocolate get over it,what a chocolate tard.
by DatBassPlayer August 7, 2014
Get the Chocolate Tardmug. by Thatgrill January 12, 2019
Get the V-Tardmug. Lacking the eye-hand coordination to properly use a Wii controller, leading to a lot of frustrated arm-waving and inability to play even a simple game.
by JustBobS May 16, 2011
Get the Wii-tardedmug. 
Yet another douchey Carbondale Mus-tard.
His car looks like a toaster with wheels & a racing stripe...
His car looks like a toaster with wheels & a racing stripe...
by DerpyDouche November 11, 2015
Get the Mus-tardmug. Characterized by delays or abnormal functioning noticeable before the internet maturity age (approximately three years old) in one or more of the following domains: (1) social media interaction; (2) communication on Facebook and twitter; and (3) restricted, repetitive, and stereotyped patterns of behavior, interests, and activities on social networks. Notably unnecessary posting and tagging and excessive e-PDA.
"Who's the e-tard who left the milk out?"
"Billy from down the street is an e-tard."
"What an e-tard!"
"Billy from down the street is an e-tard."
"What an e-tard!"
by 9632586412 September 11, 2012
Get the E-tardmug. 1.The retard on skis who is constantly cutting you off as you go down the hill on your skis/board.
2.The tourist skier wearing jeans and a sweatshirt in below freezing weather.
2.The tourist skier wearing jeans and a sweatshirt in below freezing weather.
Joe: Geez, sorry it took so long for me to get down to the lift! There was a ski-tard in front of me the whole time.
Mike: LOL! Look at that stupid ski-tard skiing down the hill in his jeans!
Mike: LOL! Look at that stupid ski-tard skiing down the hill in his jeans!
by Dr Lina P June 11, 2009
Get the Ski-tardmug.