The art of (Especially in a video game) doing nothing to counter (I.E. dodging, parrying, ETC. (Typically an effect like a buff that raises defence would not fall under this category)) a damaging blow, (Typically a heavy attack or flurry of attacks) typically without dying.
Player: "Geez he really tanked a sniper rifle shot? He should be dead. God damnitt I hate ping so much get gud internet bro"
Nerd: "Tanking is possible with the perk e-"
The player's IRL gun: "bang"
by damnboihethic69 November 15, 2021
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When its a race to get to the bathroom after your stomach has been hurting so bad and taking the biggest shit possible.
Dude: O MY GOD IM GOING TO TANK !!!!
*he runs to the bathroom*
Dude2: O my god hes tanking in my bathroon ....
by Mark-Shadows October 31, 2009
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To do a headstand with your head in a toilet bowl. A variant of Planking.
Oh god, I went in the bathroom and John was tanking in the Urinal !!!
by Bama-lama-ding-dong October 18, 2016
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The action of holding two beers in one hand.
Every time I see Webb he's tanking
by Willt987 March 23, 2015
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A show where people talk behind closed doors because if a contestant could actually open the doors and look behind them, they wouldn't be sharks, they would just be funny looking people like the ones that lived next door or down the street from you as a kid.
The shark tank wasn't full of sharks, the contestants were full of shit.
by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021
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A show where the contestants don't leave their egos at the door, they leave them behind the door in a dark place where nobody can see or get to them.
Shark Tank isn't full of water or sharks, just a bunch of obnoxious and funny looking people like some of the ones you grew up with.
by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021
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A literal shark tank, in the second James Bond book that Ian Fleming wrote -- "Live and Let Die", published in 1954. (I don't know if it's in the movie, which I never saw, but I know it's quite different from the book.)
Throw that Limey spy in the shark tank!
by Jonas_S August 30, 2020
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