farm to table

Fucker in the pussy

I would farm to table her so hard

by Nfndkdkdl May 15, 2016

why'd you leave the keys apon the table

The result of your best friend waking up after a bad drinking night and what he asks you before slapping you across the mouth

"Hey bro, why'd you leave the keys apon the table?" "Wha..." *SLAP*

by zidredz October 20, 2010

No Talent ass clown

Aaron Maldonado

Aaron Maldonado is a(n) no talent ass clown.

by Anonymous July 15, 2003

Working under the table

Working on a cash basis to avoid taxes, especially by performing fellatio.

Can also refer to performing fellatio on the boss to get a raise or promotion.

well, I hear she's been working under the table a lot

by CJBrimson August 13, 2011

glass table

when you cum on a girls face then wash it off with piss...looks like a streaky glass table!!!

she was upset when I unloaded on he face, so I finished it like a glass table!

by Krazzzy November 4, 2006

talent manager

A person hired to con and scout kids at malls and in front of major super markets. Usually exchanging money for a promised career in acting and modeling.

As a Talent Manager, Chris was hired to trick rachett moms into giving them money in exchange to represent their kids.

by Talent Manager August 24, 2012

Tabler

A guy who forgets his tent when camping and sleeps on the picnic table.

Tyler is such a tabler.

by Jtobin06 May 29, 2017