Partier of the male sex who calmly and quietly feasts on the nearest bag of chips he can snatch while attempting to attract the attention of nearby females who dare make eye contact with his mysterious and somewhat seductive gaze as he crunches down on those salty delectables.
The Chip Guy calmly waits in the nearest corner selecting his next victim to entice with salty treats.
by Edoggy2 August 23, 2011
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by @smoochsmacker December 20, 2018
Get the Muscle guy mug.Nice Guys are guys that think they deserve sex for being nice to girls and if they have boyfriends they say that they should probably break up when they are obviusly say No and get regected they say that they are bitches and that girls don't want nice guys
Nice guys are guys that think they deserve sex for being nice
Nice Guy: Wanna be my girlfriend?
Girl: No, i already have a boyfriend.
Nice Guy: No girl wants a nice guy like me, i hope you die you ugly bitch
Nice Guy: Wanna be my girlfriend?
Girl: No, i already have a boyfriend.
Nice Guy: No girl wants a nice guy like me, i hope you die you ugly bitch
by Gay nigger from outher space December 28, 2018
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Friend 2: Yes, a dumbass who sticks a toast to his chest
Friend 1: Calm down-
Friend 2: Yes, a dumbass who sticks a toast to his chest
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by Eggsbenedictwastaken March 5, 2021
Get the Purple Guy mug.points earned for performing cool simple guy tasks and generally behaving in a basic guy manner. there is no such thing as girl points, however a female can also earn guy points by doing something a guy would do. of course a male can lose guy points as well. guy points are awarded for such tasks as getting haircut by old guy at a real barbershop (not a super clips), watching UFC fights on spike, and drinking regular beer instead of fancy microbrews.
We saw a guy the other night in my neighborhood sitting in his garage on an old recliner, smoking a cigar and watching TV by himself. That guy has earned enough guy points to last a lifetime and only a yoga class or being caught wearing a blanket over his lap can remove them. A woman can earn guy points, only if she is attractive and does something like smoke a cigar or play poker.
by dmaestas September 4, 2009
Get the guy points mug.You know the guy, middle aged, not a looker by far. One day he decides to wear a vest, and someone pays him a half way compliment, like “hey nice vest”. From there a trend starts, he rocks a vest everyday, no matter the occasion. At work, at the gym, PTA meeting, shopping at the mall, high-speed pursuit and oh yeah it goes with anything, pants, shorts, velor jump suit, slacks, biker shorts. We have all seen him, day in and day out, “vest guy”.
by Kalizmostwanted January 15, 2011
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