*Nick's Status: I'm trying to restore a old computer, does anyone have 15 unused floppy disk?
*Austin writes: You have an unused floppy *Hehehe was just a Status Bomber*
*Austin writes: You have an unused floppy *Hehehe was just a Status Bomber*
by MR_SMART February 20, 2011
Get the Status Bomber mug.The act of re-reading a status update feeling the need comment multiple times or show all your friends the update/comment at the most inopportune time possible to garner attention. This includes self-liking the status and/or any of your own comments.
Statusbating another person (sometimes referred to as maserbating. "Mutual Statusbating") results in multiple comments to the same update in a short interval.
Statusbating another person (sometimes referred to as maserbating. "Mutual Statusbating") results in multiple comments to the same update in a short interval.
Friend A:"Check out my buddies update. Tell me what you think"
update: Too lazy for a Note so here's the summary - Double Dare is great, Lucas is a terrible movie, commenting on snow is beyond lame, super soakers were a paradigm shift & Goldberg was the best pro wrestler ever.
Friend B: "I think you need to stop statusbating in public. It's just sad."
update: Too lazy for a Note so here's the summary - Double Dare is great, Lucas is a terrible movie, commenting on snow is beyond lame, super soakers were a paradigm shift & Goldberg was the best pro wrestler ever.
Friend B: "I think you need to stop statusbating in public. It's just sad."
by cege7480 February 23, 2011
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n. the act of metaphorically deficating all of one's personal drama on social networking sites to an amount of extreme excess. Often, dealing with relationships.
Mark suffers from Status Dramaria. He's posted 17 times in the last couple of hours how sorry he is for cheating and how much she means to him.
Debbie has Status Dramaria bad. She's always posting about "The Haters" in her life and how they can all go eff themselves. Its getting a little old...
Debbie has Status Dramaria bad. She's always posting about "The Haters" in her life and how they can all go eff themselves. Its getting a little old...
by Siv T March 7, 2011
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status spammer's comment: WELL TOO BAD EMO CAUSE IM SOO HAPPYYY!!!
status spammer's comment: WELL TOO BAD EMO CAUSE IM SOO HAPPYYY!!!
by omgyourabitch March 26, 2011
Get the Status Spammer mug.Flipping through your friends status updates and being happy at the great mix of new videos, links, and other blips of information from the collective friendbrain
“I was totally statusfied with the plethora of Charlie Sheen quotes I learned today from cruising the Facebook news feed.”
by Amalia Lylian March 22, 2011
Get the Statusfied mug.When someone buys an iphone, ipod, ipad, mac book so that they can talk about their iphone, ipod, ipad, mac book, and look down on those poor wretched souls that don't own apple.
by bob livingstonshirebuckingham April 6, 2011
Get the statusfag mug.the length of time something must be left at someone else's house before you hadn't need to take it back. specific to unwanted items.
I found your old new balance sneakers in the back of my closet. Will you please take them with you when you leave?
Those aren't mine.
Yes they are.
No, your statute of haditations expired on those. They're your problem now.
Those aren't mine.
Yes they are.
No, your statute of haditations expired on those. They're your problem now.
by Colin-LA April 19, 2011
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