shark absorber

Devices used to absorb the Flow during shark week. Tampons.

Her: I need to stop at the pharmacy, it's shark week.
Me: Ahh, you're out of shark absorbers?

by geekJoeB August 20, 2019

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sarked up

When someone is in a mode of being sarcastic/passive-aggressive.

Royston got repeatedly verbally abused so he sarked up.

by TotallyNotRoyston October 27, 2019

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Sharkeisha

That girl that you can't forget to leave your door open after breaking up with her. That girl that you look at and think Sharkeisha nooooo. That girl that you date at your own risk.

Kyle: bro I just broke up with Sharkeisha
Malcomn: lock the doors nigga i fina break them leg retarded white bitch.
Kyle: oh no your her brother oh god what have I done oh jesus take the wheel
Jesus: The fuck you calling me for get god
God: I am to got damn tired for this

by the reason for the divorce February 1, 2020

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Shark Fin Push up

When you strip down nude and put a flip flop or sandal in you but crack and do a push up. You look like a shark who cares about upper body strength.

I bet you 2 ramen you wont do a shark fin push up in the red yard.

by The Only Chez February 22, 2020

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Sharkesia

A ratchet black girl from the hood. Her vagina smells like catfish and has a greenish discharge. She has bedbugs living in her hair weave, which smells like sour cream and onion chips. She's only 22 with 5 kids, all different fathers. She is on welfare, WIC , and food stamps. She lives in the projects with her mother and grandmother.

Sharkesia is out and about looking to get pregnant and put a man on child support.

by Paintguy84 March 23, 2020

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Shark4U

The slayer of baby carrots, creator of virgins, its shark!
shar!
Now leave me alone hemorrhoid!

bitch don't fuck with me.i'll cut off your fucking dick and eat you in front of your family, but before that i'll force you into the cage of my no.1 sex slave, klawz like the pathetic virgin you are for I am Shark4U the slayer of dicks!

by Shark4U July 16, 2020

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