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SpongeBob popsicle

The TikTok trend of trying to find a perfect one and the TikTok cult
Im in the spongebob popsicle cult so I’m gonna eat this spongebob popsicle because it’s not perfect
by Your moms guy January 19, 2022
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spongbov

"Do yuo wach spongbov"

"How do you misspell a sentence... I'm starting to think I'm not real. Just a peice of fiction. Words on a canvas of a false reality. I'm mearly a joke for others to laugh at. I don't know if it's just a theory or if it's real. Honestly... I have no memories before now. Nothing is real. I am not real. I... am... not... real..."

"Thast wierd"
by Pterofractal January 25, 2022
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Spongebob

Someone thats always freeloading. Won't leave till they think its all gone...the ill pay you back tomorrow guy with a drug problem......smoking for free everyday
You always seem to show up when the blunt is being lit but never throw in you spongebob.
by B1G JÁY January 29, 2022
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SpongeBob stick

SpongeBob stick aka a small penis. Reasoning: because SpongeBob gives off that typa energy.
Frank: " Want to see my stick?"

Bob: "no thank you, you unfortunately have a SpongeBob stick"
by bababooeyiscrazyalien January 31, 2022
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spongebob

when you lick a spoon and then put it up a butt and scoop all the poo and then eat
i spongebob my best friend
by ryan betteridge February 1, 2022
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SpongeBob SquarePants

Probably the most annoying cartoon I've seen on Nickelodeon. People say it's the mascot of the network. Give me a break. There are so many better and funnier shows than SpongeBob on Nick. iCarly, Victorious, Jimmy Neutron, TMNT, Fairly Oddparents (the old one, the new one sucks), LazyTown, Invader Zim, etc. Furthermore, the characters act like idiots. You have:

1. SpongeBob, who's annoying as hell and childish, acts like a baby.
2. Patrick, a person with the IQ of a rock (no pun intended!)
3. Squidward, a sad goddamn outcast.
4. Mr. Krabs, a greedy sailor who would die if his money was taken away from him.
5. Sandy, a stupid "science" girl.

6. Plankton, a slightly interesting villain, but gets hated all the time by the "good guys".
7. Pearl, a whiny asshole.
8. Bubble Bass, a fat ass nerd who wants everything when we gets them.
9. Gary, a betrayer for letting a different snail into his house.
10. Mindy, an actual good character.
11. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, two wannabe ass poser "superheroes" who could get killed by the Avengers, real heroes.
12. Squilliam, 3, but worse and more "nerdy".

And many more.

Killing Nickelodeon, along with Henry Danger.

By the way the picture on the bottom, and on the left, represents me whenever I hear that show nowadays.
Idiot: SpongeBob SquarePants is the best show ever. It's the funniest Nick show and is helpful!

Me: iCarly, Victorious? There are many better shows than your overrated ass baby show.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 1, 2022
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SpongeBob SquarePants

A legendary show on Nickelodeon that had really good first seasons, but quality of the show has gone downhill and now today’s episode and mostly craphole episodes.

WARNING: If you watch any episode of the more recent SpongeBob episodes, please be aware of the super ultimate mega holy goddamn shit cringe. If you or a loved one get very severe conditions from the horrible episodes that don’t make sense, don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Amigo 1: Hey, did you watch SpongeBob SquarePants?
Amigo 2: Yeah, but the episodes these days just suck ngl.
by Someone with a 🅱️rain March 11, 2022
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