Fuck me harder spongebob

His sponge water will spray and drip on your face

Hey fuck me harder spongebob

by Christmas loltyler1 November 9, 2021

Spongebob

A diligent fry cook.

However, he has the potential to bring the Krusty Krab, literally, BILLIONS if he were a prostitute.

This is because he has so many holes and therefore and can take millions of customers at a time.

Sandy: "Hey Patrick, im gonna go fuck Spongebawb, that cute little critter, he is."

Patrick:"No! Spongebob is MY best friend so I will go screw him FIRST!"

Spongebob: "Hey don't worry guys! I've got plenty of holes to spare! Sandy, you go on hole #968 and Patrick ima give you a blowjob. Just $500 per hour guys. No checks accepted."

by bubenwang July 7, 2010

Sponge

Nautical Terminology: When faeces can be mistaken for something else especially when floating in the ocean.
faeces,turd,shit,poo,crap,sh*t,dookie

When I picked up the sponge and held it in my hand there was no mistaking what it was!

Look son,let me pick up this wonderful marvel known as a sea sponge...oh my god I picked up dookie!

by roguetrader December 23, 2004

splooge

1.) a premature ejaculation

2.) the frothy semen emitted during any sexual activity

carol: i was giving him a hand job & he totally splooged all over my hand!
louise: goo! he did that to me all the time!

by pamambily January 18, 2005

spongebob squarepants

Meaning a female with little or no booty aka flat booty.

Bob: Hey John, you seen that girl with the huge rack?
John: I seen it, but she also got a spongebob squarepants too. yikes

by BWheezy January 11, 2009

splunge

To take a big shit.

I need to go splunge.

by Dan April 4, 2004

splunge

When You take a shit and a big splash of toilet water comes up and hits your ass.

Dude, I just got splunged.

by nate1993 April 13, 2006