Ramming Speed

Gay nautical exploration with men named "Speed"

Hey guys, I think we'll hit ramming speed tonight!

by Mike Anaka September 12, 2007

speedballs

minute man

Speedballs over here got it on in one minute with his woman last night.

by Dustin (titmouse) June 26, 2003

Speedbump

A person whom from a distance appears attractive but upon further inspection turns out to be ugly.

The term is derived from the motion in which you would drive over a speed bump. You slow down to check out said person and upon discovering how unattractive they really are you resume speed and continue on course.

The opposite of a Stopsign

Two young men walking together -
Joe: Yo, that girl is phat to death.
Rick: Yeah, lemme catch up to her before I try to holla.
"Rick and Joe catch up and continue to walk past"
Joe: Speedbump?
Rick: Totally.

by J--Mac January 1, 2009

speedbump

when u have quickie wit a bird

guy:famz i heard u n rasheeda wuz goin all night,son
2nd:nah B,it was just a speedbump

by Kool-Aid September 11, 2004

SPEeD

Sorry Police Everyones Dead. (Its an acronym). Its a cult of psychopaths in the Amherst area of New York. They enjoy reaking havoc on locals, and graffieting everything in sight.

Guy 1: Dude, my liscene plate is gone!
Guy 2: Mustve been that SPEeD

by SPEeD November 28, 2003

speed drops

The viscous fluid produced in the urethra prior to an ejaculation of semen.

John, don't forget that even before you cum, you can make your girlfriend pregnant with your speed drops!

by pentozali January 14, 2007

speedbumpitis

An imaginary disease associated with being extremely annoyed or frustrated by speed bumps

Person 1: Ugh, those speed bumps are SO annoying!
Person 2: Looks like someone has a case of speedbumpitis..

by Lily McDonald January 17, 2008