Piss Smoke

Smoking and taking a Piss with no hands.

"No time to do it sepertly, Piss Smoke , hands are full, sorry you had to see it, but it had to be done"

by AKA POON February 24, 2009

shoveling smoke

Doing a good job of getting nowhere.

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

by CrimsonNova March 21, 2009

booty smoke

1. vapor emitted from the intestinal tract, that exits from the rectum. 2. the apearence of warm air, emiting from one's ass on a cold day

damn what the fuck is that cloud coming out your butt? it's booty smoke!

by Crazy68 October 20, 2009

Focus on the Smokus

meaning...dude, quit spacing out and hit that. a drug term meaning, pay attention, stop day dreaming and take a hit- or pass it... either way, FOCUS

Hey....
(no response)
H E Y
(no response)
Dude, FOCUS on the SMOKUS

by Amy Stevens December 22, 2004

smoke screen

Underpants. Silk filters flatus 80% than cotton, except in the event of broccoli consumption.

Jasmine thought the thong would erase her unsightly panty lines, but she forgot that she also was foregoing the smoke screen her panties afforded her. The tacos she had for lunch produced shrapnel that the thong was unprepared to deal with.

by Pantaloon February 5, 2008

smokeye

when you get smoke in your eye.

Oh man that roach just gave me smokeye! Ouch, I got smokeye.

by Tino Olstevez November 27, 2003

smoking the butt

Trying to continue a conversation long after both parties have run out of worthwhile things to say.

Jim, we've been on the phone forever and haven't discussed anything useful in almost an hour. Now you're just smoking the butt.

by 56k April 5, 2011