Iranian Shower

When you jack off in front of your girlfriends face, ejaculate in her eyes so she can't see, open her mouth and lay a big steamy shit in her mouth, then, you helicopter your penis around the rim of her mouth, causing shit to fly all over the room.

I gave Donna an Iranian Shower last night dude, I gotta go clean it up.

by Asshole11 February 23, 2023

mole shower

A t shirt with a raggedy loose neck line that reveals a chest mole.

Sweet mole shower simon cowell

by shinwig January 23, 2023

Team Shower

When track throwers have a long ass practice and decide to get naked and have a co edshower with eachother in school. Normally play games such as tag, laser tag, and alot of singing.

Ex 1- Don't drop your soap at the team shower or someone will come for ya!
Ex 2- Get naked asshole's, team shower on three
Ex 3- Bend over asshole's, team shower on three

by Osama with yo mama November 15, 2018

Snider Shower

A person who crys or complains so much or so often that they can literally take a shower using their own tears.

John Doe is crying again...looks like its time for another Snider Shower.

by hawaii hates you July 18, 2017

Pre-Shower

The act of pleasuring ones self before a shower. A common act that has never really been given a term till now.

I can't wait to get home from work and pre-shower, shower, eat, and then go to bed.

by MF1212 August 7, 2017

jerk shower

Beating you meat while in the shower

"Ayo I'll meet you there I'm just gonna jerk shower then come on over"

by Itschurboi August 18, 2017

shower gravy

A man saucing himself in the shower

I haven't had sex in 3 days I'm going to go make some shower gravy

by Keegstone August 21, 2017