shit your pants and dive in and swim

a phrase often used when a person is left without options for a given situation... basically when someone is totally fucked and there is nothing they can do about it

Joe told me the cop pulled him over for running a stop sign and found a quarter pound of weed and an open bottle of gin in the car... He asked me what to do and I told him to just "shit your pants and dive in and swim".

by druman930 July 12, 2011

Shit Banana

That long, massive, curved, "banana" shaped dump you take when you eat something unsettling.

Look at that giant shit banana Paris Hilton left in the bath room stall! She must've eaten some mexican food.

by UrbanLady64 July 1, 2011

Shit Risk

The likelihood that the receiving partner in anal sex will defecate onto the penetrating partner.

"I don't know dude, she had Taco Bell, the shit risk is pretty high."

by Misanthropic Bong December 9, 2015

holy shit dude

One of the few catchphrases Kyle makes while being exposed/ seeing something unflattering

Stan: woah did you see that?!

Cartman: Kick ass..
Kyle: Holy shit dude

by SupaKyleOfDefinitions February 7, 2018

AW SHIT, A RAT!!!

A video meme that consists of a man jumping up and down/side to side shouting "AW SHIT, A RAT!!!" and consistantly trying to kill it

Use "AW SHIT, A RAT!!!" whenever you want

by NeonKiwi July 29, 2019

smelly shit

When you shit and it smells like shit

Smelly shit

by Your fave botch January 7, 2021

Keep shit playa

Be careful when it come to these hoes cause dey choosing ..

The girl you catching feelin for feelin somebody else bro bro so keep shit playa

by 7mleaa January 26, 2021