trifecta shit

Taking 3 perfectly executed shits in a row. Can also be called a Triple Crown Shit!

Hey Jim, I took 3 shits in a row this morning! Each time I pulled up my pants, I had to shit again!

Nice job Steve, you took a Trifecta Shit! One for the records books!

by LonePooper February 26, 2018

Ma Shit

A term in ebonics (ignore occasional wiggers) in reference to a male sexual organ.

Jerome said to that over-used hoe: DON'T TOUCH "MA SHIT" YO!

by MandingoTrump September 5, 2018

Shit Bomb

A shit bomb is when you take a dump in a lunch box, close it, and wrap it up to give it the appearance of a gift and then send it in the mail to someone you don’t like !

Fuck, someone sent me another shit bomb in the mail, it was so gross !!

by Alknowsbest September 25, 2018

evolution shit

A turd so long that it emerges from the water in the toilet bowl.

Sometimes when I take an evolution shit in a public toilet I'm tempted to leave it and wipe my ass in another stall.

by SadPepe December 10, 2018

oh shit oh fuck

used if something goes wrong or if someone dies

joe:*dies*
h: he just died oh shit oh fuck

by fucjking h August 17, 2019

Highlighter shit

When you take a shit and you wipe your ass so many times and it just doesn’t stop staining the toilet paper, your asshole then becomes a highlighter due to the amount of wipes it takes to flawlessly clean your asshole.

Hey dan why were you in the bathroom so long? I had a highlighter shit.

by Sirk331 September 1, 2019

Shit-Head fly

An American insect species uniquely equipped to identify dishonesty, corruption and politically deranged individuals at THE MOST opportunistic time, exploiting and exposing their underlying derisive motivations.

Hey, did you watch the Pence/Harris debate last nite?
Yeah. But all I can remember is when Pence had that thing land on his head.
That was a Shit-Head fly, and it was just doing its job.

by YAWA October 8, 2020