Dryer Sheet

A clingy boy/girlfriend that blows up your phone and shows up at your house unexpected.

Guy: I'll be busy this weekend.
Girl: Well, hmu ive made myself available for u
(beat)
Girl: U said u were fixing the fence last weekend...
Girl: I just wana c u :-)
...........
...........
Girl: Hey :-)
Guy: Damn girl ur a dryer sheet cant get u off

by dangerbot3000 April 3, 2015

Cranberry Sheets

Sexual act involving cranberry juice on a bed

ayo...be careful don't spill that drank before this turns into cranberry sheets

by LovewiththeCoca April 10, 2015

pastor sheets

Chosing to lean towards sexual relations more than Church

Woah that sluts been seeing pastor sheets more than church lately

by notmyrealnameeeeeee September 21, 2016

urethral sheath

aka the penis

He: I have to keep my urethral sheath warm & moist, will you help?
She: sure!
He: *thinks* "Score!"

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 15, 2016

Skeet Sheet

A sheet of paper with a picture of a woman's face on it (preferably mouth open tongue out) used to practice skeet shooting

This picture of my favorite celebritie is going to make the best Skeet Sheet

by Buckarooman710 January 12, 2017

fitted sheet army

A pool of male ejaculate that has been deposited after intercourse onto a fitted sheet.

"Damn baby you should've got up and squeezed that out.Now we are gonna have to sleep in a fitted sheet army."

by JSmith lu 43 April 5, 2017

Santorum sheath

A lamb-skinned condom for ultra modern Catholics

The Netflix actor grabbed a Santorum sheath style condom from his nightstand.

by Coop Dupe April 24, 2017