Dirty Diesel Pump

The Dirty Diesel Pump is the Dirtiest of them all. It consists of a man and a woman. The woman sits down on our face and you gently massage her clit with your tounge and as she is having an orgasm and spews her juices all down your lips she farts excessively right down your nostrils.

Hey douge, Yea Johny, I just got a dirty diesel pump, Man that's sick. Was it the same hooker from before. NO it was that other hefer down on main st.

by shoebarndoghorse December 25, 2007

pumpymodus

A bicycle pump combined with a modus branch

Hey yo yo you yo ! Pass the pumpymodus !

Or "Oh look its pumpymodus , listen to him squeak ... Pumpymodus"
Common in Midlands - England

by Jase3000 June 20, 2006

pumpymouth

An individual with a remarkable sassy attitude, often expressing his/her opinion through vile oratory tantrums.

Debra, I can't believe your toddler already has the disgusting pumpymouth of his father! Shame on you.

by Sam888 July 18, 2007

Pumpanarnee

A Jamaican word for a womans pussy. Can also be used as a friendly greeting, nickname or insult.

Yo pumpanarnee lady!
Hello Pumpanarnee, how are you today?
Hey pumpanarnee breath!

by Gee, Ro, Sarah and Bee May 30, 2005

pump cheddar

to spend money on expensive things

i pump cheddar for my shorty all the time

by bimper December 13, 2008

pumperspice

Another way of saying, crap, stupid, dumb and other such adjectives that describe a rather sucky occurance.

Well this is just pumperspice that I don't have enough bones in my caddyhatch because even nillionaires have enough to do that!

by Jen V January 3, 2009

Pumpinstance

The position used to launch ones-self into the air with the power of anal gas.

I better get into my Pumpinstance to get onto that roof!

by DARTHROACH December 9, 2008