snacky poo

a treat or light snack such as liccorice or chips and dip

"Are you headin to the store here is some money can you get me a snacky poo?"

by krissy poo poo May 05, 2006

poo poker

A homosexual male.

The poo poker shagged his ass!

by KL June 27, 2003

Deja-poo

When a homosexual male takes a dump that reminds him of an ex-boyfriend.

AKA
The Memory Lanus

Bruce realized he was finally over Doug after taking a good Deja-poo.

by aggrobot October 18, 2006

poo bucket

the worse thing ever to fall into

<A>Hey, that kid just fell into the poo bucket.
<B> Ok , ill go get my gun.

by King of yesterday July 25, 2006

Poo Quilt

When you are having anal sex and when you pull out she poos all over your quilt.

Hey Tom I was screwing this chick in the bum and when i pulled out she did a poo quilt all over my bed.

by RED1234456789 February 02, 2009

poo race

1. a race around the world, while holding a large piece of poo.
2. a race where two people take a shit; the winner being the first to wipe their arse and reach the other.

Note: not to be confused with poo face (when you smear poo on your face for a pleasurable and/or cosmetic purpose).

TODD: Man, this piece of poo is stuck to my hand!
JOHN: Two of poo, one of me...i make that a poo race!
TODD: WTF!!
JOHN: ...I, uh...don't get out much...

by Lemonboy September 24, 2006

Pakistani Poo

When one intentionally leaves a lumberjack sized poo log for either their friends or the next person in line to enjoy.

I was in such a rush at the game to get back to my seat that I had no choice but to leave a pakistani poo for the next guy.

by parkviewjustin March 26, 2009