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pleasantly plump

Not fat but not skinny as vlock
Hey your fat.. jk you are just pleasantly plump like that
by Pleasantly Plump Club November 30, 2004
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crowd pleaser

An unmanageable, unsightly and unflushable human faeces - usually
found lining the bottom of a public toilet.
"SHIT! somebodies left a right fucking crowdpleaser in that bog!"
by Skip Donahue July 23, 2004
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Pleasure Partner

A relationship focused on sexually pleasing each other with out the drama and emotion of a committed relationship and the intent to improve sexual skill.Unlike other sexual relationships constructive criticism is encouraged.

Similar to friends with benefits without the facade of friendship, similar to a fuck buddy but less lustful.
1. David meets with his pleasure partner at least twice a month to stay on top of his boning game.

2.Woman: How did you get so good in bed?

Man: A very strict pleasure partner.

Woman: WTF?
by lazylinguist August 17, 2012
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cat killing pleasure

When someone is so horny they growl like a cat.
Colton: DAMN. I'm so fuckin horny right now.

Alex: Oh me too Colton
.....................

RWWWARRRWWWWWW!!!

Colton: Now that was some cat killing pleasure Alex.

Alex: Just don't tell anyone we did it.
by URLADYxxxxXXXXXxxx0FCHAO$ October 5, 2008
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Bitch please

General statement of acknowledgement, notably as a positive affirmation, or exclamation of delight. Can be upgraded to "Nigger please" if the preceeding event warrants it.
So... the bad news is, the zombie apocalypse is occurring. But on the plus side, I managed to get the chainsaw working so... Bitch please.

Person 1: What we eating tonight?
Person 2: Erm... pizza I think.
Person 1: Bitch please.
Person 3: We got chips too if you want?
Person 1: Nigger please!

(Note how the use of "Nigger please" (an upgraded "bitch please") is also implicit of the positive affirmation; "yes".)
by Gunishment September 12, 2011
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Please Seed

When you are using a bittorent client and when you go to download it, people are saying 'please seed' and losing their shit because no one is seeding once your download is complete you don't seed cos that's for pussies
Seeder "please seed your torrents man, it helps the torrent community"

Non-Seeder "Nah fuck that seeding is for pussies"
by chips&dip December 15, 2010
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pleasure nubbins

a small myhtical creature who live in our crotches and inhabit genitalia, they provide us with pleasure by caressing our pubic hairs from the inside and release their energy when we jack off.
man watching porn: this is some good shit thankyou pleasure nubbins!

pleasure nubbins: all in a days work my friend
by jomeas February 17, 2008
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