Peanut Butter Crack

When you spread peanut butter on your taint and let your dogs have their way.

I made a peanut butter crack last night and my dogs licked me to orgasm.

by minnecrapolis July 9, 2009

The Reese's peanut buttercup method

The Reese's peanut buttercup is the act of trying to go to third base while your parents are home. In order to do this, you must reach into the girls pants and try to finger her while she lies on top of you with both your clothes are still on. This follows after hooking up and boys desire to go farther. The results may vary but it still contains enormous amounts of awkwardness. However, this method can be very useful because you can brag to your friends about going to third when, in fact, u haven't gone past 2nd.

Girl: wanna hook up?
Guy: nah lets go to 3rd this time.
Girl: No!
Guy: fine how about The Reese's Peanut Buttercup method?
Girl: Perfect

by The Red Pillow May 13, 2012

peanut

A small testies like freds

Fred put some pants on

by Fred February 21, 2003

peanut butter

an interjection used to rid yourself of unwanted attention; if someone follows you around and hits on you and will not leave you alone, work the words 'peanut butter' into the conversation so that your friends know to bail you out.

guy 1: heyyyy, you know that sweater looks very nice on you can i get your phone number?
girl: ummmm... ya know, i really could use some PEANUT BUTTER over here!
guy 2: hey, um, she's my girl friend, back off.

by random chick got bored April 15, 2006

Peanut Butter Wolf

Prank played on an intoxicated friend by which you spackle their hairy crack with peanut butter.

Damien came home in drunken stupor, chowed down on some peanut butter & jelly sandwiches then passed out. Afterwards, Jeff shoved the peanut butter knife down the crack of his hairy ass, giving him a Peanut Butter Wolf.

by Irving_Nutty January 2, 2012

peanuts

A slang for a woman's nipples

Steve over here is allergic to peanuts. He tends to get rashes.

by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005

Do the math fuckin' peanut butter

figure it out yourself--it's easy, you dope-head ( see also: dtmfpb).

person 1: How much do I owe you?

person 2: Do the math fuckin' peanut butter

by lucy 2 February 2, 2009