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I don't recognize this person

What people who can't be wrong, mistaken, or told anything say when any of the listed things happen to them.
Jill: I don't think that I should have to pay taxes, the government doesn't do anything for me.
Bill: What about roads, bridges, public schools, your mother's health care,.............?
Jill: That doesn't come from taxes.
Bill: Yes, it does, I can show you.
Jill: Who is this talking to me? You're not making any sense. I don't recognize this person.

Mother: You're an alcoholic, I found three bottles of hard liquor in your house.
Son: So what? You have twelve.

Mother: All you do is drink all day long. Why don't I have any grandchildren? All of your friends are married, and people are starting to talk.
Son: Well, I don't care what people say.
Mother: All you do is embarrass me. If you weren't drinking all of the time, maybe you'd meet a nice girl and settle down.
Son: I have two jobs! I work all of the time, and I'm trying to stay afloat! Sometimes it's nice to come home to a drink. For that matter, you should know, since you drink five or six martinis a night!
Mother: Who is this talking to me? You're not making any sense. I don't recognize this person.
by Billiamthegreat May 28, 2013
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The most gayest yet straightest person

Mariah Brooks, period!! She is the most gayest yet straight person you will ever meet. She might be weird but we love her.
When using the statement “the most gayest yet straightest person” it should be told with kindness towards Mariah Brooks!!
by ya_girl_riri November 17, 2020
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a person new to Urban Dictionary

Hi. I'm new to Urban Dictionary, so if you are reading this, this is only a test.
This is my second comment (first one was obama), says a person new to Urban Dictionary.
by (Official) Comment Number One October 27, 2011
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When the person you love will never love you back.

It's an amazing feeling, full of tears and an overwelming sense of love that will drive you crazy and never let you go. This person will enter your life and never leave, even if it is just in your mind. You will lose sleep planning how you'll smile at them, or how what you'll talk about if you happen to bump into them. You'll plan your whole day around them, notice every change in them, every bit of happiness, every bit of sadness and you'll conjure up amazing fantasy's which you know will never come true but you tell yourself that there's always room for dreaming. You'll want to talk about them all the time, discretely of course, mentioning them as much as possible, practicing how their name will roll of your tounge, you might even try putting your surname on their name or the other way round. It may seem like i'm describing obsession, but it's really just love.
'when the person you love will never love you back.' 'oh, i haven't slept for weeks thinking if only they did love me back..oh well,i can dream.'
by myalmostlover December 28, 2011
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Awesome Person

A word that is an alternative to 'faggot'
Guy 1: That guy spammed the forum so much yesterday.

Guy 2: What an awesome person.
by scooty mcdooty February 15, 2009
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First Person Shooter

A crappy genre of games popularized by American gamerz. These games existed in the form of classic 3D psuedo shooters like Castle Wolfenstien 3D and Doom. The genre turned into a pile of shit after it got bombared by World War II shooters and of course the ever popular Call of Duty.

Halo recieves honorable mentions
Xbawks owner: Do you wanna play some halo we can become LEET since its a First Person Shooter and we are american we HAVE to play it!!
Guy who plays more than just shooters: Nah lets get down with some Monster Hunter.
Xbawks owner: is that a shooter?
Guy who plays more than just shooters:.....get the fuck out

Shooters are the only reason the Xbox 360 sells well in the U.S.
by Gamer0079 May 26, 2010
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Personal Computer

A tenacious and vindictive machine, whose primary function in the domestic sphere at the conclusion of the 20th century was electronic solitaire, yet within one year of the 21st century literally held every aspect of human life in its hands.
My personal computer is way too personal.
by nethcev! September 8, 2006
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