According to very very VERY accurate history books, having the audacity to fall asleep with your mouth wide open, not caring who sees you, is how Alpha Aztec warriors showed dominance over Betas. Like, for real, for real
The older, more experienced Aztec Warrior, sleeping w/ mouth open, to intimidate the lesser Beta male ( Often considered pretty)
by Guy writing the history books June 21, 2022
Get the Sleeping w/ mouth openmug. When you start as white, and move both your pawns in front of your knight up one, then move both your bishops to each flank
“Oh Zachary, how dare you use the Serbian Arch Bishop Opening on me, I’ve been flanked more than a civil war gangbang!”
by MrBunBuns1496 April 28, 2025
Get the Serbian Arch Bishop Openingmug. by RawrXDDragonzord2006 November 4, 2023
Get the Open Seasonmug. A chess opening that dates back to 69 BC. Was invented in present-day Ohio by Greek philosopher Nota Nalien. Popularized during AD 420, this opening is one of the few openings that nobody ever plays if they want to win. Other openings like this include the Anti-Fried Liver Defense, King's Head Opening, and the Ruy Lopez opening.
Person 1: Be careful of him, he's an alien.
Person 2: How would you know?
Person 1: He played Caro-Kann Opening.
Person 2: Oh yeah, he's an alien for sure. I play Ruy Lopez.
Person 1: *shoots person 2*
Person 2: How would you know?
Person 1: He played Caro-Kann Opening.
Person 2: Oh yeah, he's an alien for sure. I play Ruy Lopez.
Person 1: *shoots person 2*
by RandomnessYT April 1, 2023
Get the Caro-Kann Openingmug. by Joey W June 25, 2019
Get the open locksmug. I, Angel Jose Robles, Also, Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add OAk Needs To Pay A $25 Open Container Ticket In 2027 <Two Thousand And Twenty Seven>
I, Angel Jose Robles, Also, Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add OAk Needs To Pay A $25 Open Container Ticket In 2027 <Two Thousand And Twenty Seven>
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025
Get the I, Angel Jose Robles, Also, Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add OAk Needs To Pay A $25 Open Container Ticket In 2027 <Two Thousand And Twenty Seven>mug. 