five finger discount

The ability to shoplift.

"How do you plan to afford that?!"
"Dude, calm down, I have a five finger discount."

by Skeddles February 5, 2008

Five Nights At Freddy's

A game that is taken too seriously by 5-13 year old kids. This game has became famous ever since Markiplier and Pewdiepie made videos about this horror game. This game has became over rated ever since 5-13 year old Minecraft fans has discovered it. This game has given children such a stupid idea... Or maybe two... These ideas are Animatronic porn and horribly made Fan games, such as Five Nights at My Little Pony's or whatever it was called.

This game is actually a famous horror series with 3 installments to the series. Way too many kids take this game too seriously. End of story.

Minecraft Kid: I only play Minecraft :3
FNaF Kid: MINECRAP IS SO STUPID I RECOMMENDS SOME FNEF UR Five Nights At Freddy's
Minecraft Kid after FNaF: OMG FNAF IS DA BEST GAIM EVAARR!!!! DSFVNKDFKLB NDX<>vnxcvb,njsdkjbvgfxcvhj

by skoooping June 1, 2015

Ford Five Hundred

The Ford Five Hundred (code name D258) is the succeedor of the Ford Tarus. Currently the only engine option avalible is the 3.0 L Duratec V6 engine that provides 203hp@5,750 rpm. Though somewhat dull on exterior styling in excells in saftey, cargo space, handling, and value.

With m new ford five Hundred I can fit at least 3 bodies in the trunk.

by yomanwill September 17, 2006

HMP Five Wells

An extremely large prison in Wellingborough, which happens to be one of the most expansive, as well as controversial and mysterious prisons in history, surrounded by scepticism alongside conspiracy theories, such as the prison being run by the Illuminati, used as a stronghold and base of operations, which is also used to either hold those they deem as threats, or individuals of high importance. Other theories suggest that the prison is purely a incarceration device, for those who are unvaccinated.

Reece: Fam, have you seen the size of HMP Five Wells?

Keeton: Yeah bro, as long as the feds don’t find out about the Hemmingwell operations I won’t end up there…
Reece: I’ve heard it’s actually an Illuminati base if operations though fam?
Keeton: shh fam, no one’s meant to know.

by johnnybrasco January 7, 2022

Ghetto High five

A group, regardless of ethnicity, in any given Ghetto, containing @ least 5 but no more than 8. The group must all be acting a fool, and it's Root cause MUST be drug Related.

"Pay No attention to that Ghetto High Five.., they're all f'd Up"

by $/b's October 29, 2011

A High-Five Truth

A truth more truthful than a normal truth. usually symbollized by raising one hand it wait of a high-five. Claiming a High-five truth and lying is punishable by death.

Jeff: hey Jenny told me that you hit on her last night, is that true?

George:*raises hand* I didn't man,and thats A high-five truth

by TheGreenBeetle February 25, 2011

Ol' Five-Wheels

The chronically lonely man. Ol' Five-Wheels is the name given to anybody that goes out regularly with one or more couples and no partner of his/her own, always forced to sit in awkwardness as the couples get all lovey-dovey over each other and act as if s/he doesn't exist. Who knows why s/he does it- perhaps they continually hope that one day, somebody will take notice, or perhaps they have no other friends. Whatever the reason, the name is theirs, and evermore shall be (until they get a partner of their own and do the same thing to somebody else).

Yesterday I went out with Jim and Sarah, and Toby and Kate. I felt like such an Ol' Five-Wheels.

by Lexodus August 4, 2010