The term "penis bear" originated in southern Ireland, where bears would roam the streets at night and stick their penis through the holes in the walls of wooden houses, scaring children. When the head of the household would see a penis bear's dick come through the wall of his house, he would ring a special bell that signalled "penis bear" to the neighborhood.
by danielle flesher October 24, 2007
The sublime feeling men achieve in their genital region when traveling down a hill incredibly fast in a vehicle.
by FalkonFuzzy June 06, 2006
by drew May 28, 2007
by danger_bahd April 25, 2003
When you have sex with a really fat chick, she gets on top of you, and all the weight ends up crushing your dick, and possibly your pelvis, too.
Did you hear about Jimmy? He just went to the hospital last night because Tammy gave him a penis crusher.
by elviscoolie October 08, 2009
by manspider91 May 25, 2013
When a man is standing at a toilet, ready to piss, and then the urine comes out so fast and violently that the penis recoils like a gun and you spray all over the back of the seat.
Johnny: Dude, I just took a leak and I had some major penis recoil.
Nathan: Damnit man! You better have wiped the toilet seat down!
Nathan: Damnit man! You better have wiped the toilet seat down!
by hertel3k January 13, 2010