penis bear

The term "penis bear" originated in southern Ireland, where bears would roam the streets at night and stick their penis through the holes in the walls of wooden houses, scaring children. When the head of the household would see a penis bear's dick come through the wall of his house, he would ring a special bell that signalled "penis bear" to the neighborhood.
"Quick Ellen, get the boiling water, there's a PENIS BEAR outside!"
by danielle flesher October 24, 2007
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penis fuzzy

The sublime feeling men achieve in their genital region when traveling down a hill incredibly fast in a vehicle.
Speeding down that hill in my RX-7 gave me an insane penis fuzzy.
by FalkonFuzzy June 06, 2006
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penis weekend

A weekend in which is spent mostly with your hand and your penis.
"I just totally had a penis weekend!"
by drew May 28, 2007
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penis truck

one who drives an enormously large pickup truck in order to replace the absense of a ween.
"man, look at that penis truck, i bet his ween is inverted."
by danger_bahd April 25, 2003
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Penis Crusher

When you have sex with a really fat chick, she gets on top of you, and all the weight ends up crushing your dick, and possibly your pelvis, too.
Did you hear about Jimmy? He just went to the hospital last night because Tammy gave him a penis crusher.
by elviscoolie October 08, 2009
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penis whore

a whore who is in love with a huge penis, and only the penis.
by manspider91 May 25, 2013
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penis recoil

When a man is standing at a toilet, ready to piss, and then the urine comes out so fast and violently that the penis recoils like a gun and you spray all over the back of the seat.
Johnny: Dude, I just took a leak and I had some major penis recoil.

Nathan: Damnit man! You better have wiped the toilet seat down!
by hertel3k January 13, 2010
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