shlong sack

when you nuttsack is longer than your dick

my shlong sack is so hard

by ass liccer April 25, 2019

Ball Sack

The scrotal sack below the penis

Lad 1 "This heat is giving me an itchy scrot"
Lad 2 " yeah my ball sack is on its limits"

by Yoganathan July 12, 2018

sack of suck

A bunch of bullsnacks. Some collection of events or items which serve no true purpose or possess evil intent. Also a good substitute for "whatchamacallit".

This whole situation is a sack of suck. I didn't want to hang out anyway.

or
"Hey, gimme that sack of suck. That thing right next to you..."

by Bowlfinger '72 October 9, 2019

sack weld

When it is so hot and sticky that your nut sack is hard welded to the side of your leg that it requires a pry bar and a full on split to separate them.

Dude i was in New Orleans this summer and the sack weld was so bad it tore the hair off my legs.

by Cmf1971 July 22, 2018

Sacked Lunch

The act when a Man dunks his sweaty Balls into a hungry womans mouth during a hot summer day.

"My Gf was hungry and i was hot and horny. So i gave her a Sacked Lunch."

by CBT_Yoda May 20, 2021

Bang Sack

A rogue walmart bag floating around the parking lot that a lonely freak stumbles upon and mangles it into a practically non-existent jizz dumpster. Very practical and quite useful as a bartering chip at local pawn shops.

Nathyam: I really want that buttplug you got behind the counter but all I have is this BANG SACK
Tyler: I've never seen a finer piece of merchandise in my life, you got any more?
Wheep: WOW! how neat, I'll have to find me one of those beauties.

by Creamy Dudlius December 7, 2021

sack rake

The act of raking the underside of your partners sack for pleasure. Turn your palm upward and set your fingers in order to create a ‘bear claw’ pose. Plant the ‘claw’ at the base of the nut sack and scratch forward. Plant, Rake, Repeat. The act is concluded upon your partners climax or aborted at the first hint of blood. Great for a tired, sweaty, itchy sack.

Steve came home from work after a tough day. Bill suggested a sack rake. Steve accepted and Bill DELIVERED!

by Scooby Dooby Steve July 2, 2018