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Woke Mind Virus

According to right wing and conservative ideas, this is a metaphorical disease that causes "wokeness".

Wokeness is an ill-defined term which essentially has no definition, but it's used to describe things that right wing/conservatives using it don't like, and that they believe left wing and liberal people do like.

Examples of things that are often called woke include:

-Minorities existing in media with ratios more than you'd see in an average real life equivalent of that scenario.
-Minorities which the person calling it 'woke' doesn't believe exist (usually trans or non-binary people) appearing in media.
-A minority the person calling it 'woke' doesn't like not being portrayed as bad.
-Perceived pandering to groups the person calling it 'woke' doesn't like.
-Really just minorities being portrayed, like, generally.
The Woke Mind Virus is infecting our youth!

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"Woke Mind Virus" is genuinely the funniest buzzword I've ever heard I still can't believe it's used unironically.
by Am I Steve? June 18, 2023
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mind fuck

To attack a person's mind thru magickal means; to mess with someone psychically or even psychologically to such a degree that that person's mind is damaged and has great trouble escaping that present chaotic/damaged state. To be in such a state.
Monica knew that her misleading behavior and magickal spells had successfully mind fucked Joshua when he had sleep full of nightmares, and his waking life had hallucinations.
by Joshua January 3, 2004
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Another term for the mind or the brain. Made popular by the TV show, 30 Rock.
Jack: (Practicing for a charity dinner) Jack Welch has such unparalleled management skills they named Welch's Grape Juice after him because he squeezes the Swedish juice out of his workers' mind grapes.

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Tracy: What else? What else is on my mind grapes?
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one track mind

one ttack mind is hearing a statement and beleving that it only has one meaning,hearing a song and thinking that each bar,only has one meaning.The secrete too making sure you are not a one track mind person is getting books on writing songs,poems,ect. meaning understanding what meataphors are synonyms,homonymns,puns ect.
I think most humans in the world belevie in metaphors when wrighting music stronger than other ethics...
one track mind
by regardless devon victory June 26, 2008
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