muff diver

When a male or female goes down into an unknown area of a woman. Only good when women has shower but if she does not then it developes algi and can sometimes spred harmful substances to the next sexual partner, IT DOES NOT TASTE NICE!!!!!

Boy: Houston, we have a problem
Houston: What's your status?
Boy: I've dropped a 2p coin and I havn't heard it land yet
Houston: How much oxygen do you have left?
Boy: Not much, tell my wife I love her

e.g. Man, you're one dirty muff diver
e.g. Yo dude, wot's that stuff round your mouth? You bin muff diving?

by George Fayers January 12, 2007

Muff Cabbage

A derogatory term used by those native to New Jersey; as popularized by South Park.

We saw this woman who just moved into the house next to Stan's house get a parking ticket. She called the officer Muff Cabbage.

by sumodiaper October 16, 2010

Muffcake

A cupcake shaped like a muffin.

Damn, these are awesome Muffcakes!

by TheMuffcakeMan July 16, 2009

muff cabbage

A slang term for a woman's vagina.

You are a muff cabbage.

by WiggyTheCanuck October 18, 2010

Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

Stan: "I just have one question Kyle. At Sizzler when you were yelling muff cabbage, what's muff cabbage?"

Kyle: "It's a.....it's a Jersey thing."

by x Snipezalot x October 19, 2010

Muffed up

phrase referring to fucking up sex by not shaving your muff

We was about to hit it right, but i reached in, felt that bush and though "damn, this bitch muffed up." She knew she muffed up too.

by Fisherella June 30, 2009

Muff City

The muff store where everyone goes to get a new muff. "the fuzzier the better at Muffy's Muff Shop.

run down to Muff City and bring back some milk

by Gynos April 20, 2003