Meat Mushroom

Slang Term referring to the male genitals.

Hurry up in there. Whats taking so long are you playing with your Meat Mushroom.

Meat Mushroom by FOTI OZ January 21, 2010

meat pirate 

The act of resting a man's fat belly upon a woman's eye.

Refer to Jim Jefferies.

It totally killed the mood when he pulled a meat pirate.

meat pirate by smallzmcgee February 6, 2014

Meat Tent 

Another meaning for a women's vagina.

When she says she has only slept with a few guys, but her meat tent tells another story.

Meat Tent by Capt Meat Tent July 11, 2016

Meat Vision

when you're checking out a dudes package to see what he's carrying. mostly done when a guy is wearing sweatpants or basketball shorts.

Alyssa turn your meat vision on and look at Marc

Meat Vision by Claire Oneil May 11, 2016

Meat Creek 

Anal sex when your partner (reciever) of said anal sex has swamp ass.

Hey man, yeah last night, was going great with her. Until things got hot and heavy, by the end of the night I was swimming in meat creek.

Meat Creek by Stonedirt September 15, 2016

Meat lips

A derogative term for long and/or thick labia.
American society considers this a negative trait due to unrealistic depictions of labia in porn, in which porn stars receive labiaplasty (as well as extensive hair removal) to remove the labia or reduce its side.
In reality, this is a natural and normal trait that should not be made fun of.

Often soft, juicy, and preferred by individuals (particularly in foreign cultures).

"My girlfriend's meat lips are so luscious, I could never go back to regular lips."
"Her meat lips look like flower petals"
"Her meat lips are extra sweet"

Meat lips by anonymous.person7654321 October 18, 2016

meat beat manifesto 

A manifesto written by a man who's been in seclusion for so long he feels the need to keep a log tracking how many times he masturbates per day.

"The man had been living in a cabin deep in the Appalachian mtns for years by himself. After his passing local hikers were intrigued to find his secluded cabin.Inside they were surprised and excited to find his animal skins, man made tools , a hammock,and his meat beat manifesto."

meat beat manifesto by JSmith lu 43 April 6, 2017